Reply to " A reply to "A Special Day""
First of all, i have to remind all ppl reading this post to start from "A Special Day". This is to ensure that all parties invovled get the whole idea what the shit is going on here. With that, i will carry on with whatever shit that has been left behind. I aim to leave no shit behind after this post. So....be warned.... YOU MIGHT FEEL SHITTY AFTER READING THIS POST!!! MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH STOCK OF TOILET ROLLS IN YOUR HOUSE BEFORE YOU CONTINUE. ALSO MAKE SURE THAT TOILETS IN YOUR HOUSE ARE UNOCCUPIED FOR THE NEXT X MINS, WHERE X IS A RANDOM VARIABLE FROM (0,INF).
Well. I shall start the shit rolling. You are definitely not the tallest. Cos i can see your balding head clearly. Next, 75 kg @ 1.73m is definitely not petite. Anyone with GENERAL KNOWLEDGE can calculate that your BMI is around 25 which is considered high for your age. So, please get your facts right b4 posting. You are insulting our intelligence.
Regarding your vision and technical skills, i strongly believe that you are certainly not legendary yet.
Scenario 1:
Ter dribbles down the right flank... Yes, he gets past his opponent...He tries a deep cross. WTF...the ball ended in the deep bushes instead of finding his man...Ter raises his arm and wave to his man and say "pai sei, ti tai da li le"
Scenario 2:
The ball looks certain to go out for a throw-in. Ter came from dunno where and manged to keep the ball in play. Great effort. But his inertia carried him forward and the ball was taken away easily by opponents. His opponents did not even need to run. WTF!!!
Well, these 2 scenarios sums up that you are @ most a useful member to the team. However, i will still give efforts to your off the ball play. Don't get the wrong idea, off the ball here does not mean getting into positions or timing your runs. It merely means going to mamak store to buy drinks, picking up loose balls, and sometimes trying to be a weatherman etc...
Moving on, your burn out may be due to playing too much chinese chess. I bet my life that no one will be bothered to record the number of goals he scored, except for some bugger who have nothing better to do. You do not get goal bonus for scoring, so WTF u count for. Waste time only.
You might have scored more than Path, cos you are playing the offensive role. Seriously speaking, you tend to be slow when tracking back. So, its time u wake up your f***ing idea.
Lastly, having a gf is by no means =suave. That is the fatal flaw in your character. You refuse to face up to the reality. I fully understand that reality is creul (especially to you). You tried to be candid and brushed off our truthful comments. This is saddening. Next, indeed you scored well for your A levels, but life is not about A levels. Learning about being street smart and getting your facts right before starting a debate is also necessary.
In conclusion, i did not take much time to write this blog. Cos the arguments brought forward by you are completely groundless. Anyone with a pea-sized brain can counter your arguments in Y mins, where Y tends to zero. Well, folks, thats all. Enough of the shit, i am going to the toilet now.
P.S: Do save this post as a text, so u can take out and read when u have constipation.
Well. I shall start the shit rolling. You are definitely not the tallest. Cos i can see your balding head clearly. Next, 75 kg @ 1.73m is definitely not petite. Anyone with GENERAL KNOWLEDGE can calculate that your BMI is around 25 which is considered high for your age. So, please get your facts right b4 posting. You are insulting our intelligence.
Regarding your vision and technical skills, i strongly believe that you are certainly not legendary yet.
Scenario 1:
Ter dribbles down the right flank... Yes, he gets past his opponent...He tries a deep cross. WTF...the ball ended in the deep bushes instead of finding his man...Ter raises his arm and wave to his man and say "pai sei, ti tai da li le"
Scenario 2:
The ball looks certain to go out for a throw-in. Ter came from dunno where and manged to keep the ball in play. Great effort. But his inertia carried him forward and the ball was taken away easily by opponents. His opponents did not even need to run. WTF!!!
Well, these 2 scenarios sums up that you are @ most a useful member to the team. However, i will still give efforts to your off the ball play. Don't get the wrong idea, off the ball here does not mean getting into positions or timing your runs. It merely means going to mamak store to buy drinks, picking up loose balls, and sometimes trying to be a weatherman etc...
Moving on, your burn out may be due to playing too much chinese chess. I bet my life that no one will be bothered to record the number of goals he scored, except for some bugger who have nothing better to do. You do not get goal bonus for scoring, so WTF u count for. Waste time only.
You might have scored more than Path, cos you are playing the offensive role. Seriously speaking, you tend to be slow when tracking back. So, its time u wake up your f***ing idea.
Lastly, having a gf is by no means =suave. That is the fatal flaw in your character. You refuse to face up to the reality. I fully understand that reality is creul (especially to you). You tried to be candid and brushed off our truthful comments. This is saddening. Next, indeed you scored well for your A levels, but life is not about A levels. Learning about being street smart and getting your facts right before starting a debate is also necessary.
In conclusion, i did not take much time to write this blog. Cos the arguments brought forward by you are completely groundless. Anyone with a pea-sized brain can counter your arguments in Y mins, where Y tends to zero. Well, folks, thats all. Enough of the shit, i am going to the toilet now.
P.S: Do save this post as a text, so u can take out and read when u have constipation.
老黄在 Thursday, February 08, 2007 到此一游
1 Comments:
I was going to delete the above 2 posts,but i just realised something. isn't this the 1st time we got outside visiters posting here? memorable occasion,even if it's for the wrong reason. futher occurance of promoting will be deleted.
anyway,recieved feedback saying it might be better to show more than one post at a time. fixed.
as i mentioned before,notify me of any sugguestions or whatever you think needs to be change. will take care of it when i have the time.
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