Thursday, January 18, 2007

Global warming changing weather patterns

You know, if people live to 80 years on average, I’m on average ¼ dead and a few days later, I’ll be officially on the wrong end of early 20s. After living out more than 20 years of existence, I have discovered some facts about life. The 1st fact that comes to my mind is that I can’t run away from maths. No matter what mods I do, how I twist and turn, maths is always lurking around the corner, waiting to pull my grades (down lah, up meh?).

After deluding myself for nearing 3 sem or so, life has decided that enough was enough and show me the inevitability of maths, in the form of my 3 core mods this sem. Yup, last sem’s phy chem wasn’t enough to wake me up, so this sem, 2 core mods slap me with the Schrödinger Equation and wave functions and the other one throws statistics at me, in the face. Wow… and I thought “siew lets work hard this sem and pull the CAPS up abit.” Now I’ll be glad to maintain my standard (which, strictly speaking, is no standard whatsoever)

It’s not like I’m really that horrific at maths, in fact I can do some pretty neat stuff, you know, like pressing a scientific calculator, doing + and -, and I know that 1+1=1. See, I’m not that bad right? But somehow, stats and wave functions just have to turn up in life and drown me… what can I say? I’m a lovable kid. If only someone will make birthday wishes come true…

Then again, if really got this kinda wish, maybe I should wish for a girlfriend… On second thoughts, better not. Ahh, forget it. Maybe I should just go be a history major… or a chap cai pun major (heard that the CCP majors all earn major $$). If only really got people pay 4k per month for a toilet cleaner…

Oh ya, if you are thinking that the title has got nothing whatsoever to do with the contents of the post, congrats, you are right. But no prize. Getting older does strange things to people once in a while.

5 Comments:

Blogger 老黄 said...

looks like u haven take a look @ my statistic mod. come my hse and i will show u. u will find tat urs is nothing but.... CHICKEN FEET....or whatever feet u can find.

btw, do u pull up grades? i thought it shld be pull down grades or push up grades. u only pull up when doing pull ups rite??? i dunno... maybe someone out there cares to enlighten me.

actually been thinking some silly things lately. Eg: afternoon in chinese is xia(4) wu(3). but i believe most of us has been saying xiao(4) wu(3) which literally means laughing afternoon. god damn shit. i have been commiting this silly mistake since i know the word.

what's more is tat i had learnt h.chinese b4. so next time, when another cock/CB say this again, tell him or her that they will get a crying night. SMLJ!!!

Friday, January 19, 2007 9:28:00 PM  
Blogger 寻路者 said...

sad to say(but true),chicken feet stats will scratch my eyes out. ur stats mod will probably snatch my balls off.

Saturday, January 20, 2007 6:11:00 PM  
Blogger 士杰 said...

wa cau... damn funny la.... pull up grades...

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 12:42:00 AM  
Blogger 阿健 said...

indeed SMLJ!!

Thursday, January 25, 2007 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is great info to know.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 11:01:00 AM  

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