A reply to "A Special Day"

Though I wanted to tag instead of post, but I feel that whatever I’m going to type is too long to be a tag, and it warrants a post.

Firstly, for the record, I'm 173cm, the tallest among the shorty bunch of "BEST" friends i have. Though, I'm only a petite 75kg, which makes me the strongest, difficult to knock off when with the ball in the court; again, among all my "BEST" weakling friends. Though i may not be able to jump the highest and my heading is not that good, but in terms of vision, technical skills, and whatever etc, I'm a legend. Being the 2nd top scorer amongst us can attest to that fact. Unlike someone, who week in week out (Saturday mornings) plays soccer against morale boasters, his shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired, despite the fact that he is the top scorer, which now i wonder whether is that title self-acclaimed.
During my JC, i wasn't at my peak. It can be considered the birth of a child prodigy who suffered a burn out in recent months due to over-exhaustion during his early years. In the noble process of building up my body mass to compensate for the team's lack of body strength, i may have lost some fitness, but I still contribute to the team greatly with my shooting, vision and technical skills. Bulky as Ronaldo may be, he was and still is a phenomenal. If you cannot score 20 goals a season, but still score 10 goals a season, it is definitely better than someone who scores 1 to 2 goals a season; AND on top of that, commits silly mistakes by dribbling in front of his own goal mouth.

As for my good points, let’s be reminded of the fact that I’m suave, smart, knowledgeable, manly, etc. How can I prove that? For one, I have a girlfriend ==> Suave. I scored 3As (4 if included Chinese) in the A levels ==> Smart. General knowledge with regards to almost any fields (I’m a private tutor) ==> Knowledgeable. Manly? ==> Enough said.

Ok… I took up enough of my lesson time to reply the post. I'd better stop it before some "LOSERS" might commit suicide after realizing how inferior they are. Back to listening in class…