Just like Man U

2 weeks into the new season and I find myself in trouble. I lost almost all my strikers and my attacking options are limit by a Portuguese head butt. 3 games w/o a win and lost my 1st derby of the season. From champions to relegation contenders, that’s what it is… wait, that’s Man U isn’t it?

Currently I’m really feeling like Man U. This has to be the worst start of the semester in my whole fucking Uni life. 1st time I cocked up my timetable, seriously. My lab sessions were scheduled to have a Mon and Thurs slot and some how it was changed into a Mon slot only, without me knowing it. Now I have to go lab, 1/2way travel to the other side of campus for my history lecture, then back to the other side of campus back to my lab. Talk about making full use of the shuttle bus service…

That’s on Mon. On Fri, my history tutorial is slotted in between my physics tutorial and lecture, which means science to arts and back to science again. Yes! More time on the shuttle bus (again). Talk about maximizing services that is already paid for… The only good thing is that I finally got my 3 day week that I’ve been bitching for, for a price of course (just like Trevez finally got Man U and Man U is below West Ham)

This is one season that I wanna be just plain old West Ham, don’t wanna be like Man U, can’t seem to kick start my season. Where’s my Ashton? Gimme Ashton over Trevez, anytime.