Sunday, April 30, 2006

How to be Politically Correct with Woman

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She does not HAVE A MOUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.
She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

Thursday, April 20, 2006

GE on 6th May

Parliment dissolved today. Nomination will be on 27th april. GE will be on the 1st saturday of may. Very predictable...having the election just after we recieve the progress package. But just for once, lets listen to the government and believe what they say: the government is NOT giving out money to win/buy votes. So may all of us vote with consience and not be influenced by the $$(which if one thinks about it, it's taxpayers' $$ afterall) .

I also hope that people don't be influenced by whether "carrots" that are being dangled in front of them(translation: HDB upgrading programs and what have you). The one dangling the carrot is also the one holding the stick. So don't only see carrots and forget about sticks(IE: tax increase).

Talking about that, i wonder who will win in Hougang and PotongPasir. This GE got SM Goh helping Eric Low and Seto but will this be enough. come to think of it, make SM come to talk got use or not? I didn't go to any of the "meet the people" sessions so cannot comment about the promises made, but hope that people in Hougang and PotongPasir know that if they vote for Eric Low and Seto, they'll be seeing them(not SM) as their MPs for the next 5yrs or so. If Eric Low and Seto cannot win on their own( and force PAP to send in former PM to help them), it seriously make people wonder exactly how incompetent are they?

Hmm, since it's after exams, maybe I'll have time to find out which GRC SK belongs to. Wonder if we got Opposition contesting or not^^

Friday, April 14, 2006

Relax...

Exams is over!!! Finally after a long while of inactiveness, I have finally decided to type some crap here. The 2nd term for me is alr over. I'm unofficially a year 2, a senior!!! Feeling damn old all of a sudden. Have u guys ever thought about it before? Could you have ever imagined when we were all in primary school that this day will come? Time flies and it waits for no one. As my Marist principal used to say, ten years down the road where will you think u will be? Its all about the mindset etc etc etc blah blah blah.

Its very true to this day. If we didn't have the right mindset, I dun think we will all be what we are today. We have all became what we have all believed and set out to become. Study hard, and wonders will happen. Get a good job and live life to the fullest. Ultimately, no one owes you your life, except yourselves.

Anyway, whatever it is, I'm sure if we work towards what we want to become, things will work out just fine. I look forward to this day 10 years later, I will be typing this blog with a different feeling and all of you will be reading the posts with your wife screaming and nagging beside you, your kids jumping up and down your bed, crying and shouting.
Can you imagine that?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about YinJian!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about YinJian!

  1. YinJian can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  2. Neil Armstrong first stepped on YinJian with his left foot!
  3. YinJian has 118 ridges around the edge.
  4. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and YinJian!
  5. Early thermometers were filled with YinJian instead of mercury!
  6. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained YinJian!
  7. The patron saint of YinJian is Saint Eugenie.
  8. YinJian became extinct in England in 1486.
  9. YinJian is 984 feet tall!
  10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using YinJian.
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Saturday, April 08, 2006

King Henry!!!!

Lets play some football i cannot take it ready...!!!

just 2hrs of football i'll be satisfied...save me!!!